Destructoid's sister site, PCInvasion.com, is looking for new writers. You should apply! This is the sign you've been waiting for all these years to free yourself from the shackles of your stupid soul-sucking day job and transition to the crushing self-doubt of publishing your knee-jerk opinions on the Internet! Wait.
Don't quit your day job but we do have four (paid!) part-time gigs, requiring 10+ hours a week, which you can do in a little window while ignoring your actual job. You'll be working remotely, covering the biggest news in PC gaming, writing guides, reviewing games, getting curious hardware in the mail, and potentially reinstalling Windows 9999 times. The ideal candidate buys 3+ games a month already, has a huge Steam/Epic/Blizzard collection, follows the latest video card trends, and has no qualms in helping struggling game journalists find the very best Sekiro cheat codes (kidding).
We'll let you know in two weeks or so. Good luck!