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Review of Paris Hilton porn tape... *Graphic you are warned* 15 years 1 month ago #7533

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I have seen most of it online, the stuff in the light is admittedly MUCH better than that nightvision clip. When I watched it i experienced a series of emotions, first funny :lol:, then hot :smt016 , then creepy:smt009, then kinda pathetic:rolleyes: ...but then really funny again.:smt043 I saw the Jenna from survivor one and the Gina Lee Nolan ones, Jenna was nothing special and Gina was like a housepet to the boyfriend or whomever he was. Here is the review 1 Night In ParisRed Light District Video (www.redlightdistrictvideo.com)Cast: Paris Hilton & Rick SalomanBonus Scenes: Monica Sweetheart, Taylor Rain, Teagan, Randi Wright Running time: 143 Minutes (63 minutes of Paris Hilton/Rick) RATING: 4 out of 5 StarsReviewed by JACK PARISH One of the most highly anticipated adult releases of all-time, thefamous sexual rendezvous between The Simple Life's Paris Hilton andher then-boyfriend Rick Saloman is finally available on DVD. And whilethe quality isn't up to that of a studio release, Red Light Districthas done a very nice job with the video and audio transfer of thematerial, giving fans what may very well be the best celebrity sextape made to date. Rick is on-hand to introduce each of the four sexual segments on this63-minute disc (don't worry, Red Light has supplemented the shortrunning time with four great bonus scenes from their catalog), and thefirst is the night vision footage that was very green and grainy whenit appeared as a download on the Internet. Here, however, the footagehas been changed to simple black and white, and much of the harshgrain has been removed from the picture...giving us a pretty good lookat what was going on. We are told by Rick that Paris was only 19 atthe time this was filmed, and things begin with the camera in Paris'hands as she films Rick's cock. Soon, Rick has taken control of thevideotaping, and has Paris on her back and taking it missionary style.We get a pretty good look at the penetration, and Paris even rubs herclit while she is being fucked. Setting the camera across the room on either a piece of furniture orperhaps a tripod, the action continues on the bed, with Rick screwingParis doggy style from a side view, followed by some very enjoyablereverse cowgirl (once again, we get a good shot of the penetration),and then back to doggy – this time with both performers facing towardthe camera, so we really can't see Rick's cock sliding in and out ofher. Flipping her over, Rick starts pounding her missionary, andalthough we can't tell, it looks like he may give her an internalcumshot. The action picks back up later that night with Paris suckingRick (who is once again holding the camera) off with a blowjob...butthen, all of the sudden, we hear Rick yell "Ow! Bitch!" and Paris says"Bye!" and the scene ends. Guess something happened that Ms. Hiltonwasn't too happy about! Apparently, Paris wasn't happy with the way the night vision settingon the camera made the veins in her breasts visible, so the next scenehas her holding the camera in front of her, showing off her very cutetits. We see a little of her in the bathroom, wearing a lace bra andpanties and being totally disgusted by Rick's use of the words "pussy"and "cunt". Still in the same lace bra and a sexy pair of just-over-the-knee blackboots, Paris relaxes in a chair while Rick spends a few minutes eatingher out. Moving to the bed, Paris gets it missionary, putting her legsback in the air and resting them on top of Rick's shoulders for whatproves to be a very hot-looking position. Before this part of thevideo concludes, Rick has repositioned her in the doggy position andis pounding her from behind. The last section is the best, with Paris giving Rick a blowjob (tocompletion!) in full color, with the camera sitting in an excellentposition. Paris uses both her mouth and her hands to help get Rickoff, and just as he is starting to cum, she presses his cock upagainst her chest, so his load squirts all over her tits. Since all of the above action only consists of 63-minutes worth oftime on the DVD, Red Light District has done the honorable thing andpadded out the rest of the disc with four scenes from other releases.Viewers will get to see Randi Wright's scene from Breakin' Em In 6;Monica Sweetheart from Two In The Seat 3; Taylor Rain in action fromJust Over Eighteen 3; and beautiful newcomer Teagan from Cum Drippers6. Additionally, Red Light has included a sampler disc in the box thatis loaded with a whopping 67 trailers for titles that they haveavailable. The good news is that Paris makes for a pretty good porn star. The badnews, of course, is that this is probably the only chance we'll everget to see her getting wild in front of the camera. So, if you're afan of Paris, celebrity sex, or just hot amateur material, 1 Night InParis is a must-have for your collection.
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Review of Paris Hilton porn tape... *Graphic you are warned* 15 years 1 month ago #7534

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don't let the wife see this post.
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fuckin\' brit teeth eating sno-shit, jesus man
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Review of Paris Hilton porn tape... *Graphic you are warned* 15 years 1 month ago #7536

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she downloads them from her 733t xxX.Xc0nxI0n.xXx
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agn wrote:
she downloads them from her 733t xxX.Xc0nxI0n.xXx
I have no idea what that means. I do not want to see this video. I like my women with brains, and Paris is well..........let's just say I could have a more insightful conversation with a clipped toe nail.
If I can\'t impress you with my knowledge, I\'ll dazzle you with my bullshit.
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Review of Paris Hilton porn tape... *Graphic you are warned* 15 years 1 month ago #7572

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I have no idea what that means. I do not want to see this video. I like my women with brains, and Paris is well..........let's just say I could have a more insightful conversation with a clipped toe nail.
Oh, come on... nobody watches porn for their brains.
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Review of Paris Hilton porn tape... *Graphic you are warned* 15 years 1 month ago #7576

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Ziggler wrote:
Oh, come on... nobody watches porn for their brains.
I find that statement funny... and true.
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One of my best friends always tells me, "If you want a girl to stay with you, you have to eat her ass".
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fuckin\' brit teeth eating sno-shit, jesus man
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Review of Paris Hilton porn tape... *Graphic you are warned* 15 years 1 month ago #7577

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Oh, come on... nobody watches porn for their brains.
It's not just the brains. Let me explain my Women HierarchyReally Hot (see my top five for the only women I've put here)Hot (other hot women, including JLH, and dare I say....Tina and Laura)Pretty (most models, actresses, etc., and some non-famous women)Meh (most other women)Ugly (chicks who make you sick to look at, hookers, women on Springer, and chicks with "Man Hands")and at the bottom........Pairs Hilton (guess who fits here)
If I can\'t impress you with my knowledge, I\'ll dazzle you with my bullshit.
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Review of Paris Hilton porn tape... *Graphic you are warned* 15 years 1 month ago #7582

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paris is actually pretty smart, it's kind of an act.
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agn wrote:
paris is actually pretty smart, it's kind of an act.
like jessica simpson
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fuckin\' brit teeth eating sno-shit, jesus man
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Review of Paris Hilton porn tape... *Graphic you are warned* 15 years 1 month ago #7596

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I've seen them all. Oh, Jenna Lewis, I thought you were supposed to be the sweet Survivor chick. Too bad there's no Amber porno tape, but her honeymoon should be coming up soon, so maybe we'll luck out. ;)
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