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Speaking Of Batshit Insane 9 years 11 months ago #382793

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Chávez tells Venezuela to get ready for war with Colombia.
TOM HENNIGAN in São PauloVENEZUELAN PRESIDENT Hugo Chávez has told his country to prepare for a possible war with Colombia, as diplomatic and border tensions between the ideologically opposed Andean nations deteriorate to their lowest level in more than a year.Mr Chávez used his weekly television show, Aló Presidente , to denounce an agreement between Colombia and the US that allows the US military to use seven bases in Colombia. Mr Chávez warned these could be used for an attack on Venezuela.Ordering troops to the frontier, he said the army could not afford to waste a day and that “we must prepare ourselves for war and help the people prepare for war, because this is the responsibility of all”.The Colombian and US governments insist the bases are only for use against drug traffickers within Colombia. But Mr Chávez has denounced the pact as part of a US plan to try to dominate a region that in recent years has moved out of its traditional Washington orbit under a new generation of left-wing leaders, of whom Mr Chávez is the most radical.Supporting their claims about the bases agreement, the Venezuelans have cited a US air force document presented to the US Congress in May. It says one of the bases provides a “unique opportunity” for “conducting full-spectrum operations throughout South America”, which it describes as a “critical region” under constant threat from “anti-US governments”.On his television programme, Mr Chávez said that “the government of Colombia is not in Bogotá, now it is in Washington”, and warned US president Barack Obama that any US intervention launched from Colombia would spark a “100 years’ war”.Colombia said it would raise Mr Chávez’s comments with the UN Security Council and the Organisation of American States.Last year Mr Chávez ordered troops to the frontier live on Aló Presidente following Colombia’s bombing of a rebel guerrilla base hidden on the Ecuador side of the two countries’ border.This latest round of tensions started with the signing of the bases agreement at the end of last month, and deteriorated last week when Venezuela said Colombian right-wing paramilitaries were responsible for killing two Venezuelan soldiers on its territory.Colombian rebels and paramilitaries operate right along the border with Venezuela. Leading political allies of Colombian president Álvaro Uribe face investigations into their alleged links with the country’s paramilitaries.Colombia, meanwhile, accuses Mr Chávez of providing covert support to the Farc guerrilla group.In recent years Venezuela has embarked on an arms buying spree which it says is necessary to offset strategically the US-bankrolled military in Colombia.Colombia is the fifth-biggest recipient of US military aid after Iraq, Afghanistan, Israel and Egypt.Colombia’s army is double the size of Venezuela’s and battle-hardened after decades fighting left-wing guerrillas in the continent’s most protracted insurgency.Economic mismanagement means that Venezuela is heavily dependent on Colombian food imports despite its own vast tracts of rich tropical farmland.Despite a decade of increasingly hostile relations, Venezuelan imports of Colombian foodstuffs have ballooned, accounting for most of the $7.2 billion (€4.8 billion) in bilateral trade between the two countries last year.
Link.I'm sorry Mr. Chavez, be prepared to have your ass handed to you.
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Speaking Of Batshit Insane 9 years 11 months ago #382794

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And if we wanted to attack you we wouldn't need a base for a “unique opportunity” for “conducting full-spectrum operations throughout South America”. We'd just call B-1s, B-2s, and B-52s to drop some JDAMs on your crazy ass. Go suck off Casto's decomposing cock.
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Speaking Of Batshit Insane 9 years 11 months ago #382798

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He's just talking shit.
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Speaking Of Batshit Insane 9 years 11 months ago #382799

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Well this comes as no surprise,after all a few months ago america just built a 10 billion dollars worth of military basses.Just a move to prevent Russia and China from making oil deals with Hugo
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Speaking Of Batshit Insane 9 years 11 months ago #382802

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Nut_Man;382798 wrote:
He's just talking shit.
Is he? What do all tyrants do when their country is collapsing? Blame their neighbor and attack them.
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Speaking Of Batshit Insane 9 years 9 months ago #384995

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LOL Chavez..[youtube]YBBgoHtQP9M[/youtube]
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Speaking Of Batshit Insane 9 years 9 months ago #384996

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Chavez has a Satan complex. First Bush and now Obama? Please do us a favor CIA and give him "food poisoning."
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Speaking Of Batshit Insane 9 years 9 months ago #384997

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I'm thinking the sulfur he smells is from all the talking out of his ass he does. Lay off the beans, Hugo!
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Speaking Of Batshit Insane 9 years 9 months ago #384998

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Fart jokes? Really? :P
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Speaking Of Batshit Insane 9 years 9 months ago #385007

I don't think he's dumb enough to invade the guerrilla state. We've been waiting for the chance to rock him and take his oil for a while now. It'd be a quick war, I can say that much.
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