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So an Army Recruiter... 10 years 2 months ago #379079

Asks me, "Why aren't you in the Army son?" as I walk into Walmart the other day.I reply "Because I like to engage in sodomy with hairy men." He walked off =)
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So an Army Recruiter... 10 years 2 months ago #379082

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lol that's pretty funny.
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So an Army Recruiter... 10 years 2 months ago #379083

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LOL.. Brilliant.
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So an Army Recruiter... 10 years 2 months ago #379084

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Well, you can always join the Mujahideen. Most of them are hairy.
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So an Army Recruiter... 10 years 2 months ago #379107

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you sure showed him
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So an Army Recruiter... 10 years 2 months ago #379135

sick own brahbut eh i guess it's better than being polite to them since they're gonna try to push you if you let them
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LOL. I'm prior service and I still think that is hilarious.
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So an Army Recruiter... 10 years 2 months ago #379172

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As far as I'm concerned as long as DADT is going they need to be told that every time they recruit.Yes they don't vote on it and don't ultimately determine things, but their superiors have influence on recommendations to Congress. If they hear enough of this on the street, a lot of officers will be changing their tune..
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So an Army Recruiter... 10 years 2 months ago #379179

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SaNkOn-TeSsOu;379079 wrote:
Asks me, "Why aren't you in the Army son?" as I walk into Walmart the other day.I reply "Because I like to engage in sodomy with hairy men." He walked off =)
It's how I got those Mormon missionaries to leave me alone.
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I had a young Marine ask me a few years ago if I was interested in joining. I told him I just finished up 9 years in the ARMY National Guard and I wasn't interested. He said, "If you joined the Marines you would be a real soldier." So I asked him, "Are you a full time Recruiter?"He said, "Yeah.""And you call yourself a soldier?" I responded as I laughed my ass off. Not as good as the OP, but I'm sure I ruined that dood's day.
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