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Dildos going to the Supreme Court? 10 years 2 months ago #378665

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Devices "Useful Primarily for the Stimulation of Human Genital Organs" Going to the Supreme Court?
Friday, the Alabama Supreme Court upheld (by a 7-2 vote, in 1568 Montgomery Highway, Inc. v. City of Hoover) a state statute that criminalizes, among other things, "knowingly distribut[ing] ... any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs for any thing of pecuniary value." (The "for any thing of pecuniary value," I take it, modifies "knowingly distribut[ing].")It's quite possible that the issue will now go to the Supreme Court. There was already a split on whether such statutes are constitutional in the wake of Lawrence v. Texas. The Eleventh Circuit upheld the Alabama statute in Williams v. Morgan (2007), but last year the Fifth Circuit struck down a similar Texas statute in Reliable Consultants, Inc. v. Earle. Texas decided not to ask the U.S. Supreme Court to review the Fifth Circuit decision, despite the circuit split. But presumably the losers in the Alabama case will likely ask for review, and the split creates a decent chance of the Court's agreeing to hear the case.
Unfortunately he has some bad news about what might happen once it gets there..
The vote will be at least 6-3, because even some of the liberals on the Court — especially Justice Breyer — and moderate conservative Justice Kennedy will think that the courts' power to recognize unenumerated rights should be saved for rights (e.g., abortion, contraception, sexual intimacy, parental rights, right to refuse medical treatment, right to live with close family members, and the like) that are more important in most of their exercisers' lives. And this is so even though the government's arguments for the practical benefits of the law seem comparatively weak, or as to the supposed immorality of the conduct, largely conclusory. The majority on the Court will likely conclude that such conclusory moral arguments are adequate except when something more important to most people's lives is at stake (since probably no Justice accepts the libertarian constitutionalist notion that a broadranging liberty to do what one pleases so long as it doesn't directly enough hurt others is itself so important that it should be recognized as a constitutional right).
*sigh*I don't see how the fuck it's anyone's business. And it IS pretty damn important to some people who can't achieve pleasure any other way. Besides the law is pointlessly hopeless to enforce.But it's true, these old farts don't truly care about freedom unless it's amuses them to entertain the notion.
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Dildos going to the Supreme Court? 10 years 2 months ago #378674

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So...no more cucumbers at the grocery store? However will I toss my salads!!
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Dildos going to the Supreme Court? 10 years 2 months ago #378733

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Oomba;378674 wrote:
So...no more cucumbers at the grocery store? However will I toss my salads!!
Cucumbers are evidence of intelligent design.
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Dildos going to the Supreme Court? 10 years 2 months ago #378803

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Seriously? Selling sex toys will be against the law? Damn.. Maybe I should be opening a sex shop near the border so American's can "cum and visit."
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Dildos going to the Supreme Court? 10 years 2 months ago #378804

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Only in Alabama, so you're gonna have to head further down than that..
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Dildos going to the Supreme Court? 10 years 2 months ago #378806

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Ah... serves me right for not reading thoroughly enough. Those silly rednecks.. What will they think of next? And how long will it take them to form it into a sentence?
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