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Do you play Animal Crossing? Are you an adult? Then you're a SEXUAL PREDATOR! 10 years 5 months ago #362910

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Do you play Animal Crossing? Are you an adult? Then you're a SEXUAL PREDATOR! 10 years 5 months ago #362930

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But.....I only play the GameCube version......how can I be an online predator?And I like Mayor Tortimer, he's always nice to me and gives me things, and has the best candy and............:shock: :( :cry: :smt010 :D
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Do you play Animal Crossing? Are you an adult? Then you're a SEXUAL PREDATOR! 10 years 5 months ago #362932

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More awesome news reporting devoid of all facts. Cool.
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Do you play Animal Crossing? Are you an adult? Then you're a SEXUAL PREDATOR! 10 years 5 months ago #362937

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Lord Moon;362930 wrote:
But.....I only play the GameCube version......how can I be an online predator?And I like Mayor Tortimer, he's always nice to me and gives me things, and has the best candy and............:shock: :( :cry: :smt010 :D
You're only an online predator if your gamecube is purple.
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Do you play Animal Crossing? Are you an adult? Then you're a SEXUAL PREDATOR! 10 years 5 months ago #362952

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EvilWall;362937 wrote:
You're only an online predator if your gamecube is purple.
Oh, whew, close one there. Mine's black. OK off to church now. Father O'Kelly told me he was gonna teach me some special bible lessons today.:D
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Do you play Animal Crossing? Are you an adult? Then you're a SEXUAL PREDATOR! 10 years 5 months ago #362960

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Animal Crossing allows children to interact with complete strangers, encouraging them to exchange notes, items, and "favors" in order to reach the next level in the game.NIIIIICE
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Do you play Animal Crossing? Are you an adult? Then you're a SEXUAL PREDATOR! 10 years 5 months ago #362963

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I was going to Photoshop Mayor Tortimer on that, but CS4 sucks.
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Do you play Animal Crossing? Are you an adult? Then you're a SEXUAL PREDATOR! 10 years 5 months ago #362970

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Pedo bear? At Allgames? Nooooooooo.
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Do you play Animal Crossing? Are you an adult? Then you're a SEXUAL PREDATOR! 10 years 5 months ago #362972

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Wait....I live in Missouri....Does this mean I am going to get MO.lested. Sorry couldn't resist. Yeah, this story actually made on to a station here in St Louis. You would think that people here in the big city would be able to sort the good stories from the down right "backwoods, buttfuckin', banjo playin', its a slow day in central MO we've got no news to report lets make some up" stories. Fuckin' Retarded.
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Do you play Animal Crossing? Are you an adult? Then you're a SEXUAL PREDATOR! 10 years 5 months ago #362974

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Do you play Animal Crossing? No. Are you an adult? Yes. Phew!, that was close. I guess I don't qualify. I never knew that becoming an adult would put me 50% closer to being a sexual predator.
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