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Supergirl Recap Episode 4 : Livewire

Another week, and another ugly bubbly face is on my screen. One thing humans have over aliens, superior skin care products. The alien is being escorted down the hallways of the DEO in chains that look like they were designed to be broken out of. Oh look, the chains were just broken out of. Luckily Supergirl is there to the beat down on the prisoner before too much mayhem happens. During the brawl her sister calls to complain that Supergirl is late to something. I’m guessing Supergirl is wearing a bluetooth headset, since she answers the phone by touching her ear. Why does she need a phone anyway? Just speak in a loud clear voice anywhere in the world and you’ll save a lot on your minutes.

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After the mini-fight, Supergirl notes ‘He was tough’ and Gruff but Lovable corrects her ‘She’. Yeah, check your privilege there, Kara.

Back at the apartment, the Sister is obsessing over her Mom visiting. When Mom shows up (Hey look, it’s Helen Slater, from the original Supergirl Movie!), it’s almost almost distracting how much Supergirl and Mom look alike. Even though shes adopted. Are we sure the sister wasn’t the one picked up in an orphanage?

Cut to a radio shock jock saying shocking things on the radio about Supergirl. There are still shock jocks? This one is Leslie Willis, the Livewire! Shock jocks aren’t what they used to be because Leslie’s verbal jabs include mocking Supergirl’s figureskater outfit, and that she’s ‘adorkable’. I’ve heard tougher put downs from 7 year olds on the playground. Not to me of course. I wasn't ever made fun of by kids on a playground. Nope. Not me. I was always cool.

Leslie moves on to say that Supergirl gives off a ‘sapphic vibe’, and with that, we hit the theme of this week’s show. Anytime the episode hints at a twinge of lesbianism, take a drink. And don’t think I missed that the shock jock’s name is ‘Leslie’, so take a drink retroactively.

Friendzone gets himself invited to Kara’s house for Thanksgiving. It’s a classic pity date move. When someone asks what you’re doing for the holidays, mention any tv show, delivery food, and say it with a sad look on your face. And just like that, you’ve got an invite to some home cooked turkey.

The ShockJock is in Prada’s office getting a stern talking to. We know she’s a rebel because she puts her drink down...without a coaster! They talk about pushing boundaries, and going too far. They’re supposed to be talking about making fun of supergirl, but it’s more like a thinly veiled relationship argument. ShockJock is jealous when Prada says she’d adopt Supergirl if she could. That’s just too much for ShockJock and she delivers a scathing comeback. ‘You’re a hypocrite.’ Oh no you di-int! Prada fires her from her job for that remark. Well, that escalated quickly. Since Shock Jock has two years left on her contract, she’ll spend them as a traffic reporter in a helicopter. This was a textbook couple’s fight. Take a drink.

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Kara picks up takeout lunch from a bar. Who gets takeout from a bar? Oh, I see why she’s here, Jimmy Olsen is there so she goes and talks to him. While Friendzone had to sprout puppydog eyes to get an invite, Kara immediately asks Jimmy to her place for Thanksgiving. But, it seems that talk that Jimmy was going to give his hot exgirlfriend last week about how he doesn't want to see her anymore didn't go so well. Because now they’re going off on a trip together for the holiday. And you know what that means... Hot Ex Girlfriend shows up to take Jimmy away, but as they walk away, his eyes never leave Kara’s back pocket.

The Sister also shows up in the bar (How’d she know Kara was in the bar?). They go back and forth about who Mom likes best or whatever and Kara says maybe the Sister should just ‘come out’. She’s referring to ‘coming out as a secret agent’, but I’m pretty sure no one uses the term ‘coming out’ when telling their parents they got a new job. Take a drink.

ShockJock is in a helicopter in the middle of a lightning storm to cover traffic. Well, that was a quick job switch. The pilot says the weather is too dangerous and that he’s going to land, but she overrules him and makes them stay out. Her first day on the job and she can tell a trained pilot to ignore safety precautions? Lightning strikes the copter and it’s Supergirl to the rescue! As she pulls ShockJock out of the copter, lightning strikes Supergirl and goes right into ShockJock. I’m sure that’s not how lightning works, but it’s a cool effect so I’ll allow it.

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The next scene has ShockJock in the hospital and Prada has come to visit. Prada says some nice words to ShockJock (who now has cool white hair) which wakes her up out of her coma. See, they have a ‘connection’. Take a drink.

Back at Supergirl’s apartment the Sister and Mom are arguing about something or the other. It’s a lead in to a flashback where young Kara takes her sister out flying at night. It’s a sweet scene showing the bond between the girls.

ShockJock has checked herself out of the hospital and is wandering a back alley. And on cue, a guy shows up to try to rape her. She uses her new lightning powers to electrocute him to death. Good for her. I think that scene is supposed to make her look like she’s gone evil, but since the person she killed was a rapist, I say more power to her. Then she turns into pure electricity zaps herself into a street lamp. Those powers sure escalated quickly.

 It’s Thanksgiving dinner and Mom gets Kara to finish cooking the turkey with her heat vision. So -that’s- where the effects budget went. The Sister makes a joke about a microwave which must mean she’s really really drunk. Kara wants everyone to share their feelings. Friendzone senses an opening and starts to profess his lo..too late, James calls in to say Hi. He’s taking a break from stuffing the turkey with hot ExGirlfriend,..err, I mean stirring the gravy...umm, spreading the cranberry sauce? Oh forget it.

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While Kara and James are not having phone sex in the other room, the sister decides to tell her Mom that she’s a secret agent and that she works with Kara. The Mom is very mad for some reason. Why? No idea. But Helen Slater is knocking it out of the park with this performance. Unfortunately it doesn’t make any sense. Maybe this childhood flashback will explain things. Little Kara and the Sister get yelled at by their parents for flying around. Gruff but Loveable shows up at the door, looking extra gruff. Nope, that didn’t explain anything.

Kara is now at the office with Prada and all of the computers are down. ShockJock has infected all of the TV’s with her lightning powers and given herself a supervillain name, LiveWire. Not bad. I’ll allow it. She’s really gotten a handle on these new powers quickly. Her aim is pretty bad, but I’m guessing she spent most of her time figuring out how to get through the HDCP protocols on those HDMI connections she’s travelling through.

Livewire and Supergirl fight. Livewire’s powers are mostly just flicking light switches on and off very fast. The fight ends when Livewire escapes as Supergirl saves Prada from a falling elevator.

After the mayhem, Gruff but Lovable shows up and wants to move Prada to a secure location. But she refuses because ‘tomorrow is black friday and CatCo will be open for business.’ But CatCo isn't a mom and pop fruit stand. Its a major communications syndicate.Her company can run without her sitting in her office from 9 to 5.

Gruff but Lovable gives some technobabble explanation about how he’s going to come up with a way to stop Livewire.

Argh, we have a solid 5 minutes of Kara and Prada sharing feelings about their families. I have to admit, I zoned out.

Oh no, now Mom and Sister are sharing feelings, too. When will this hell ever end. And this time we even get background music from an indie singer. I’m going to go make a sandwich, brb.

Prada meets up with Supergirl and comes up with a plan to catch LiveWire. She’s really going out of her way for a character that’s been portrayed as a hard nosed business woman. She feels guilty and feels that she’s the reason Livewire is evil because they had a rough breakup. Okay,maybe she didn’t say that but come on, the underlying tone is obvious. Take a drink.

The DEO makes a ghostbuster trap to stick Livewire in, but first, they need to get her to show up. Prada goes to her radio station to make a broadcast to 1) let people know CatCo is open for business and 2) To tell livewire to come see her where they first met.

Why use the radio station? Wouldn’t tv work better? I don’t have any research in front of me but I’m gonna assume that a few more people watch TV than listen to the radio. And didn’t the host of the radio show get fired a couple of days ago? So at best some fill in host is on the air and no one listens to the fill in hosts.

Livewire and Prada meetup at the spot where they had their first date and Livewire is disappointed not to see Supergirl there. She wanted one of them to watch the other die. Now if those aren’t the words of a scorned lover, I don’t know what is.
From the way Prada is acting in this scene, I’m beginning to think that Calista Flockhart wanted the role of Supergirl for herself, because she’s already hit 3 hero poses.

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Supergirl shows up to trade quips with Livewire. ‘Oh Shut up, you mean girl!’ This episode is just filled with poor dialogue choices. During the fight Supergirl tosses LiveWire into a streetlight, which doesn’t do much damage. LiveWire’s powers morph again and now she’s a clone of Whiplash from Ironman 2. Did they have a different writer for each scene LiveWire is in? Because so far in 3 different appearances she’s had 3 different power sets.

Supergirl wins the fight by spraying LiveWire down with water. Seems like a no brainer. Funny how the DEO went through all that trouble creating a ghostbuster trap and no one thought ‘Hey, why not just splash her with water?’

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The next day Kara is back at work and gives Friendzone some leftovers from Thanksgiving. He tries to score some bad boy points by telling her out of the blue that his dad is in prison (and a likely future villain for Supergirl). Then he throws a hail mary and goes in for a kiss. On the cheek, but still, bold move there, Friendzone. Before she gets a chance to call HR, Kara sees that James and HotExGirlfriend are back in town. She completely dismisses Friendzone and goes to talk to them about their trip. As soon as HotExGirlFriend leaves, Jimmy takes two steps forward into Kara’s personal space to ask her how she’s doing. This guy cant seem to say a word to her unless he’s less than 4 inches from her face.

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Back at the apartment, Mom lays out some secrets. Their dad made a deal with the DEO to protect Kara and he died while working for Gruff but Lovable. Oh snap! This changes everything! Well, not really. But now we have another layer of plot that no one asked for. In case Evil Aunt/ Baddie of the Week/ Love Triangle/ Superman’s Shadow/ Kryptonian Prison, wasn’t enough, now add Dad Conspiracy to the list of things to keep track of. See you next week!

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Supergirl Recap - Episode 2 Stronger Together

The episode opens with Supergirl flying through the air telling the viewer that this isnt ‘His’ story. It’s hers, just in case you misread the title of the show. The flying effect looks pretty good, even if it does seem like she’s always traveling in a large circle.  

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She’s being put through some tests as the Gruff but Lovable guy from the first episode lobs missiles at her. He assures her that these tests aren't ‘just because you’re a woman’. So we’re 1:40 in and we already have 2 instances of reminding everyone that girls are awesome. I can see where this is going so let’s officially start the drinking game now. Whenever someone mentions that Supergirl is...well, a girl, take a drink. If that person then goes on to explain how theres nothing wrong with being a girl, take another drink.

 More tests and of course she passes with flying colors. Gruff But Lovable isnt happy though and comments on how much wanton destruction she caused in the process. But exactly how she was supposed to destroy missiles without -destroying missiles- is never explained. 

 There's no time to ponder that, because she gets a call over her super hearing about a huge fire at the docks. Up Up and Away! (These flying effects really are great)

 Supergirl gets to the docks and the firechief starts to mansplain to her that the fire will cause the oil tanker to explode. Thanks for the newsflash chief. But he’s not done yet. He then asks ‘What are you waiting for, Superman would have blown it out by now!’. Really fella? you’re an expert on how to use superbreath? Well, Supergirl listens to him and blows on the fire, which just causes it to flare up. The firemen all complain that she’s making it worse, but I’m with Supes on this one. The firechief explicitly said to blow it out. Even I know blowing on a big fire is just giving it more fuel.

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Supergirl instead decides to pull the tanker away from the fire, which works... until she rips the front off of the boat and causes a huge oil spill. Ouch. Now this time, I gotta put the blame on Supergirl. I dont even have super powers and I managed to pull the front bumper off of my old Audi by accident. You gotta push from the back. Oh well, a few million dead fish never hurt anyone.

 The next day Kara shows up to work just as Maxwell Lord, who I guess is the local Lex Luthor, is on TV complainig on about the menace of superheroes. I wonder if this will come up in the future. The Devil Wears Prada rip off boss calls a meeting to complain that so far Supergirl sucks at being Supergirl. She wants Jimmy, I mean, James Olsen, to get her an interview with Supergirl, Lois Lane style.

Kara goes into Jimmy’s office and says she cant do an interview since her only disguise is a pair of glasses and a hair bun. Which would be a good point, except that earlier in the episode she has a whole speech about how she doesnt have to hide anymore. And for the past week her face has been all over the news. Jimmy eases her mind about it by laying down some smooth mack moves on Kara. He invades her personal space and leans in, drops his voice a couple of octaves, looks deep into her eyes, and talks about getting her out of those boots. Or something like that.  Bottom line, it’s obvious Kara is picking up what Jimmy’s laying down and its only a matter of time before they end up..she catches herself and leaves the office before a report needs to be made to HR. 

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Childish Gambino makes a cameo as a security guard who gets attacked by this week’s bad guy. This doesnt really matter because let's be honest, no one is expecting this guy to be a real threat to Supergirl. The next morning, Gruff but Lovable meets Supergirl at the crime scene and asks that she not cause any oil spills while she’s here, Oh SNAP! Sick burn, Gruff! We get a flashback to Krypton where Supergirl remembers that the badguy is a giant bug. But before the government lets her go after it, she has more training to do. So Supergirl is a government employee? Why is she letting this guy tell her what to do? Did she have to fill out a W2? Is there an Obamacare for superheroes?

 Supergirl is taken into an empty room for fight training. Her sister had to spend ‘12 hours a day for 5 straight months’ training in this room. Now that's just a waste of time and money right there. Why not use a gym? Any local YMCA would be better equipped than this. At least get some free weights and an excercise bike. I know the government is strapped for cash but they can't hand out some Shake Weights?  And surprise, to make things ‘fair’, the room has a Kryptonite emitter. Come on now, that’s a dick move. You can’t just walk someone into a closet, close the door and then let them know, ‘By the way, you’re breathing poison gas. Now lets fight.’ The sister beats the crap out of Supergirl which seems less like training and more like payback for some childhood angst. Why doesnt Kara know about Kryptonite? Shouldn't Superman have told her about it? I mean, if there’s only one thing on the entire planet that can kill you, then maybe you’d want to give your cousin a heads up. It’s like taking her to a candy store and not mentioning the deadly peanut allergy that runs in the family.

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 The next day Kara shows up at work and we get a lengthy sermon from Prada on how women need to work twice as hard as men to be seen as half as good. Complete with musical cues.Take a few drinks.  

Supergirl meets with James and some guy who’s so deep in the friendzone that i’m pretty sure his character name is ‘Just a Friend’. She tells them both that she wants to start small with this hero stuff and she wants their help. So we get a montage of Supergirl fixing traffic jams, getting pets out of trees, and stopping a pizza store hold up. Friendzone brags to Jimmy that he made Supergirl’s underwear. I'm not sure it had the effect he was going for.

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I'm gonna need some clarification on this secret identity stuff. Because from what I can tell, it’s not that secret. Jimmy, Friendzone, Gruff but Lovable, the Sister, and everyone in the government knows that Kara Danvers is Supergirl. That's not much of a secret. 

Prada is back and pushes Jimmy to get her an interview with Supergirl.  But James has a policy against using his friendships for professional gain.  Really Jimmy? Really? So that award winning photo that Superman posed for doesnt count? Exactly how did you get your current job again?  

 The government sets a trap for the bug guy and it works. Except that instead of capturing him, bug man kills all the red shirts and kidnaps Supergirl's sister. Why wasn’t she  killed like everyone else?  Because bad guys know who signed a season long contract.

 Another moment with Jimmy and Kara on a balcony. Okay okay, we get it. This relationship is getting fast tracked so hard you’d think it was a Kay Jeweler's commercial. Jimmy’s voice drops back into ‘lets get it on’ mode and he explains how he wants to be more than just friends. Or something like that. Kara responds how she doesnt want to be alone and how they can work on stuff together. Or something like that. But before the zippers get moving, she gets a call about her sister being kidnapped.

 Supergirl to the rescue! Have I mentioned how great this flying looks? She shows up in the bug guy’s lair, a big empty warehouse. Perfect for a super fight.  

Hey, isn't that Supergirl’s real mom as the boss bad guy? Oh, that’s her mom’s evil twin. Good way to save money on another actress. Supergirl recognizes that it’s her aunt, Astra. Astra tells Supergirl that she’s trying to stop the earth from being destroyed in the same way Krypton was. Hmm, sounds reasonable. Supergirl responds that she wants the same thing. Perfect, so everyone is in agreement. Roll credits. Oh wait. I guess not, because Astra punches Supergirl in the face. Why? No idea. But we get a pretty good fight scene. Astra calls Supergirl ‘little one’ which is understandable since she is her niece and the last time she saw her, Kara was 12. But Supergirl yells to ‘never call her that again’. And drops some steel beams on Astra’s head. It’s iffy if thats a girl power moment..but i’ll allow it. Take a drink.     

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 Meanwhile the sister escapes and beats up the bad guy by kicking him in the balls.(Take a drink) Bugs have testicles?  

 Astra blows Supergirl down and is about to go in for the kill but Gruff but Lovable comes to the rescue and stabs her with a kryptonite knife. Hmm. Supergirl was saved by a guy with a knife. Something about that seems very anti-girl power. Spit out a drink’s worth of alcohol. Also, why is Gruff but Lovable carrying around a kryptonite knife? Has he been planning on stabbing Supergirl if she gets to sassy? She’s been standing right next to this guy a bunch. Has she never felt the effect of the kryptonite before?  

Astra seems to have the same questions because she’s back at her secret villian's lair and tells her lackey to find out what this new superweapon the humans have. 

Supergirl gets introduced to her own Fortress of Solitude that only she can enter. Well, her and the IT guy who set up the keypad. And the janitors who keep it shiny. And it’s not so much a fortress as it is a small room with a blu ray projector with videos of her non-evil Mom. 

The episode ends with Supergirl picking up Prada’s car and flying her to the top of a building to give her an interview. Well, Prada and her driver, because they never showed him getting out of the car.

Ok, here we go,

The episode opens with Supergirl flying through the air telling the viewer that this isnt ‘His’ story. It’s hers, just in case you misread the title of the show.

The flying effect look pretty good, even if it does seem like she’s always traveling in a large circle.  


She’s being put through some tests with the Gruff but Lovable guy from the first episode lobbing missiles at her. He assures her that these tests aremt ‘just because you’re a woman’. So we’re 1:40 in and we already have 2 instances of reminding everyone that girls are awesome. I can see where this is going so let’s officially start the drinking game now. Whenever someone mentions that Supergirl is..well, a girl, take a drink. If that person then goes on to explain how theres nothing wrong with being a girl, take another drink.


More tests and of course she passes with flying colors. Gruff But Lovalble isnt happy though and comments on how much wanton destruction she caused in the process. But exactly how she was supposed to destory missiles without -destorying missiles- was never explained.


No time to ponder that, because she gets a call over her super wifi about a huge fire at the docks. Up Up and Away! (These flying effects really are great)


Supergirl gets to the docks and the firechief starts to mansplain to her that the fire will cause the oil tanker to explode. Thanks for the newsflash chief. But he’s not done yet. He then asks ‘What are you waiting for, Superman would have blown it out by now!’. Really fella? you’re an expert on how to use superbreath? Well, Supergirl listen to him and blows on the fire,, which just causes it to flare up. The fireman all complain that she’s maiking it worse, but I’m with Supes on this one. The firechief explicitly said to blow it out.But even I know blowing on a big fire is just giving it more fuel.

Supergirl instead decided to pull the tanker away from the fire, which works, until she rips the front off of the boat and causes a huge oil spill. Now this time, I gotta out the blame on Supergirl. I dont even have super powers and I managed to pull the front bumper off of my old Audi by accident. You gotta push from the back, Oh well, a few million dead fish never hurt anyone.


The next day Kara shows up to work just as Maxwell Lord, who I guess is the local Lex Luthor, is complainin on TV about the menace of superheroes. Devil Wears Prada lady calls a meeting to complain that so far Supergirl sucks at being supergirl. She wants to Jimmy,,,er, James , to get her an interview with Supergirl, Lois Lane style.

Kara goes into Jimmy’s office and says she cant do an interview since her only disguise is a pair of glasses and a hair bun. Which would be a good point, except that earlier in the episode she has a whole speech about how she doesnt have to hide anymore.

Jimmy eases her mind about it by laying down some smooth mack moves on Kara. He invades her personal space and leans in, drops his voice a couple of octaves, looks deep into her eyes, and talks about getting her out of her boots. Or something like that. Bottom line, it’s obvious Kara is picking up what Jimmy’s laying down..She catches herself though and leaves the office before a report needs to be made to HR.


Childish Gambino makes a cameo as a security guard who gets attacked by this week’s bad guy Doesnt really matter because lets be honest, no one is expecting this guy to be a real threat to Supergirl.


The next morning, Gruff but Lovable guy meets supergirl at the crimescene and asks that she noy cause any oil spills while she’s here/ Ohhh SNAP! Sick burn, Gruff. We get a flashback to Krypton where Supergirl remembers that the badguy is a giant bug. But before they let her go after it, she has more training to do.


So Supergirl is a government employee? Why is she letting this guy tell her what to do? Did she have to fill out a W2? Is there a Obamacare for superheroes?


Supergirl is taken into a room for fight training. The room is empty except for a single platform. Her sister had to spend ‘12 hours a day for 5 strait months’ training in this room. Thats just a waste of time and money right there. Why not use a gym? At least some free weights and an excirecise bike. I know the government is strapped for cash but at least hand out some Shake Weights.  and Surprise, to make things ‘fair’, the room is bathed in Kryptonite lights, which weaken Supergirl Come on now, that’s a dick move. You can’t just walk someone into a closet close the door and then let them know, ‘By the way, you’re breathing poison gas. Now lets fight.’ The sister beats the crap out of supergirl which seemed less like training and more like payback for  some childhood angst.Why doesnt Kara know about Kryptonite? Shouldnt superman have told her about it. I mean, if there’s only one thing on the entire planet that can kill you, then maybe you’d want to give your cousin a heads up. It’s like taking your cousin to a candy store and not mentioning the deadly peanut allergy that runs in the family



The next day Kara shows up at work and we get a lengthy sermon from Prada on how women need to work twice as hard as men to be seen as half as good. Complete with musical cues.Take a few drinks.


Supergirl meets with James and some guy who’s so deep in the friendzone that i’m pretty sure his character name is ‘Just a Friend’. She tells them both that she wants to start small with this hero stuff and she want’s their help.


So we get a montage of Supergirl fixing traffic jams, getting pets out of trees, and stopping a pizza story hold up. Friendzone Guy brags to Jimmy that he made supergirl’s underwear/ Im not sure it had the effect he was going for.


Im gonna need some clarification on this secret identiy stuff. Because from what i can tell, it’s not that secret. Jimmy, Friendzone, Gruff but Lovable, the Sister, and everyone in the government knows that Kara Danvers is Supergirl. Not that much of a secret.


Prada is back and pushes Jimmy to get her an interview with Supergirl.  But James has a policy against using his friendships for professional gain.  Really Jimmy? Really? So that award winning photo that Superman posed for doesnt count? Exactly how did you get your current job again?  



The government sets a trap for the bug guy and it works. Except that instead of capturing him, bug man kills all the red shirts and kidnaps Supergirls sister. Why wasn’t she  killed like everyone else?  Because bad guys know who signed a season long contract.


Another moment with Jimmy and Kara on a balcony. Okay okay, we get it. This relationship is getting fast tracked so hard you’d think it was a Kay Jewelers commercial. Jimmy’s voice drops back into ‘lets get it on’ mode and he explains how he wants to be more than just friends. Or something like that. Kara responds how she doesnt want to be alone and how they can stuff together. Or something like that. But before the zippers get moving, she gets a call about her sister being kidnapped.


Supergirl to the rescue! Have I mentioned how great this flying looks? She shows up in the bug guy’s lair, a big empty warehouse. Perfect for a super fight.


Hey, isnt that Supergirl’s real mom as the boss bad guy? Ohhh, that’s her mom’s evil twin. Good way to save money on another actress. Supergirl recognizes that it’s her aunt, Astra. Astra tells Supergirl that she’s trying to stop the earth from being destroyed in the same way Krypton was. Hmm, sounds reasonable. Supergirl responds that she wants to same thing. Perfect, so everyone in agreement. Roll credits. Oh wait. I guess not, because Astra punches Supergirl in the face. Why? No idea. But we get a pretty good fight scene. Astra calls Supergirl ‘little one’ which is understandable since she is her neice and the last time she saw her Kara was 12. But Supergirl yells to ‘never call her that again’. And drops some steal beams on Astra’s head. It’s iffy if thats a girl power moment..but i’ll allow it. Take a drink.    .


Meanwhile the sister escapes and beats up the bad guy by kicking him in the balls.(Take a drink) Bugs have testicles?  


Astra blows Supergirl down and is about to go in for the kill but Gruff but Lovable comes to the rescue and stabs her with a kryptonite knife. Hmmm. Supergirl was saved buy a guy with a knife. Something about that seems very anti-girl power. Spit out a drink’s worth of alcohol. Also, why is Gruff but Lovable carrying around a kryptonite knife? Has he been planning on stabbing Supergirl if she get’s to sassy? She’s been standing right next to this guy a bunch. Has she never felt the effect of the kryptonite before?


Astra seems to have the same questions because she’s back at her secret villians lair and tells her lackey to find out what this new superweapon the humans have.



Supergirl gets introduced to her own Fortress of Solitude that only she can enter. Well, her and the IT guy who set up the keypad. And the janitors who keep it shiny. And it’s not so much a fortress as it’s a small room with a blu ray projector


The episode ends with Supergirl picking up Prada’s car and flying her to the top of a building. Well, Prada and her driver, because they never showed him getting out of the car.  



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Supergirl Recap - Episode 3 Fight or Flight

The episode begins where the previous one ended, with Supergirl being interviewed in the middle of the night by Cat Grant aka Prada. Supergirl is hovering about 10 feet in the air above Cat, forcing her to look up to Supergirl. This is one of those ‘superiority' tricks you’re taught in executive school. You know how when you’re in a meeting, the boss’s chair is set a few inches higher than everyone elses?. It’s what someone does when they’re trying to hide an inferiority complex. Hmm, we’re about 20 seconds in and I think I’ve discovered the theme for this week’s show.

Prada asks ‘Who are you’ and the response is ‘According to you, I’m Supergirl.’ According to you? So Supergirl isn’t defining herself? Yep, this week will be focusing on Supergirl being not so super. Take a drink whenever she’s made to feel inferior.

The next question is ‘Where are you from’ and Supergirl recites the opening monologue from the first 2 episodes. But Prada’s way ahead of her and is bored by the same old facts.Supergirl defiantly says ‘This is MY story!’ and flies to the other side of the car.

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Maybe it’s me, but this flying looks decidedly less impressive than the previous episodes. For the first time I think I can see the wires.

Prada is very annoyed that Supergirl has all the same powers as Superman and snarkily remarks that ‘You’re not up to his level yet.’ Take a drink.

When asked why it’s taken her so long to show up, Supergirl doesn’t understand the question. It’s really not that difficult of a question. She’s had powers all this time and she’s spent them heating up her boss’s coffee. Prada wants to know why didn’t she help with the earthquake or the wildfires?. And I want to know, too. That’s a very good point. Lots of disasters were going on while she’s been using her x-ray vision to find which stalls in the restroom were empty.

Supergirl doesn’t have an answer. The weak response of ‘I needed to be ready’ doesn’t count. Prada asks if she’s going to start a family and Supergirl is visibly offended. ‘No one asks my cousin that!’ she proclaims and announces ‘this interview is over!’ as she flies off in a huff. But to be honest, that’s a solid question and I’m pretty sure Superman -was- asked that. Yep, I just checked and the first thing Lois Lane asked Superman in their interview was ‘Do you have a girlfriend?’ So that mock offense was more about Supergirl avoiding the earthquake answer than it was about a journalist enforcing outdated gender roles.

The next day Kara is eating breakfast when the waitress asks how can she eat so much and still stay so thin? First of all, you just lost your tip, lady. And secondly, was she hinting that she’s worried Kara has an eating disorder? Take a drink.

James Olsen struts in and makes a joke about drinking tea, which causes Kara to burst out laughing. Now people, if you make a bad joke (and this was a bad joke) and someone laughs and laughs and laughs, then you’re either Jimmy Fallon or that person is crushing on you hard. There’s no real purpose for this scene other than to give Kara a chance to inhale as much of Jimmy’s cologne as possible (I’m guessing Michael Jordan 23). It seems impossible for him to say a sentence without leaning in and swaying in front of Kara. The sister mentions how obvious it is that Kara wants to eat Jimmy’s sticky buns, or something like that.

Prada is in her office, preparing to write an expose on Supergirl. Wow, they really must’ve blown their budget on the first 2 episodes if the villain in this episode is journalism.

Oh wait, here we go. The next scene shows this week’s bad guy. He’s not so much a bad guy as a warning against not wearing sunscreen. That face is just nasty looking. Luckily he covers it up with a mask. On second thought, he should stick with the bubbly face because this costume looks like a dollar store Iron Man halloween outfit. You know, the one that says Metal Guy on the cover but your mom tries to convince you it’s just as good as the Iron Man costume your cousin has and she’s not spending $40 on something you’re going to wear one time, at night, just to get chocolate stains all over it. You’ll be Metal Guy and you’ll like it.

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Back at the government base, Gruff But Lovable is mad about the interview Supergirl gave. Seemingly because it interfered with his Kardashian viewing schedule. An alert comes in about a car accident and Supergirl rushes off to help. I have no idea why a secret government agency tasked with tracking aliens gets a red alert anytime there’s an accident on the highway. The sister is all smiles though, because ‘It’s her first pileup!’ I’m not so sure the accident victims share in the glee.

These flying effects have definitely been downgraded. Very green screen-y.

As soon as Supergirl arrives, a bystander just walks up to her and gives her the low down. “Supergirl, the driver is still inside and she can’t get out!’ Slow down there buddy. First of all, this is Supergirl. She has x-ray vision so she doesn’t really need your insights about the situation. Second of all, who named you ‘accident spokesperson’? Were you driving the other car? Are you drunk right now? Maybe we need to get you down to a police station.

Supergirl runs to the car and sees a live electrical wire sparking on the ground. Excuse me, Mr Accident Spokesperson. Do ya think you should have mentioned the 50,000 volts of electricity flying everywhere? No? Doesn’t matter because Supergirl picks up the wire and snaps it in half, shutting off the sparks. Umm… let me see that again… Yep, she bends the wire, it snaps, and the electricity shuts off. I’m 100% sure that’s not how that works. Just sayin.

Supergirl saves the driver. Yay! Then she’s knocked down by an energy blast. Boo! Metal Guy floats into the scene and makes a threat. Then Supergirl beats him up with a car door. That’s it. She hits him with a car door and he flies away because his Metal Guy suit breaks. Not really a tour de force fight scene.

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In the next scene we learn that the bad guy’s name a Reactron. Well just that sounds dumb. I’m going to stick with the more classy title of Metal Guy. We’re told that Superman couldn’t beat him. But since he’s not an alien, the government won’t touch him. Go figure. If you’re American you can get away with wanton destruction and crime. But if you’re an illegal alien, they’ll create a whole task force to track you down. I’m sensing some social commentary sneaking in.

Gruff but Lovable tells Supergirl that maybe she should get Superman to get Metal Guy. But why? She already beat him...with a car door. Take a drink.

I’m skipping ahead because for some reason the show goes into a spiral about writer’s block. Take a couple of drinks since I’m sure Prada would have said something disparaging to Kara.
Friendzone shows up for the first time in the episode and he tells Kara he’s madly in love with her. Not really, but he did break into an office, steal millions of dollars of equipment, and set up a high tech reporting center to help Supergirl track crime. Which is more or less the same as saying ‘I’m madly in love with you’ But Kara just gives him a ‘good job’ response. Ouch. Sorry Friendzone. It’s especially telling when earlier Jimmy simply said he liked tea and Kara basically started unbuttoning her shirt. Maybe Kara needs to take Friendzone aside and have a frank but clear ‘It’s not gonna happen’ talk with him before he goes bankrupt.

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Even though Friendzone did all the work building the crime center, Jimmy has no problem jumping in and taking over explaining how it all works. To the point where Jimmy pulls Kara aside and tells her that Metal Guy is too strong for her and she needs to get Superman to help. Take a drink. She already beat him...with a car door! How about a little support? Instead Jimmy reminds Kara that he and ‘Clark’ are on a first name basis. Thereby spilling the secret that Clark Kent is Superman. Smooth move, James.

We move over to watch Fake Elon Musk be all Elon Musky and fire people for not being as smart as him. Metal Guy breaks in and kidnaps Fake Musk because he needs help fixing his Metal Guy suit. He takes him to the Metal Guy hideout...a junk yard. Which explains the suit now that I think about it.

Supergirl to the rescue! But first, she has to coordinate a party where all the servers are dressed as Supergirl. Take a drink.

Back at the Junkyard, Fake Musk agrees to fix Metal Guy’s suit, because...reasons?

Oh it’s on now. We’re about to get a battle between Supergirl and Metal Guy! This is gonna be epic! But first, let’s have Kara read the story that Prada wrote where millennials are taken to task. Supergirl, the first hipster superhero? Jimmy walks in to remind Kara that she’s not good enough to beat Metal Guy. Take a drink. (Don’t drive after watching this ep, we’re only halfway through).

Finally, Supergirl shows up at the Junkyard. She releases Fake Musk and starts fighting Metal Guy. Big mistake guy, this is a junkyard so there are car doors everywhere. I don’t see this fight lasting too long. But instead of the super butt kicking that should be happening, Metal Guy is winning?? Yep, Supergirl is passed out on the ground. How? Why? Who knows. Take a drink. Hey look! Up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane. it’s Superman! Superman? WTF? Cut to commercial.

We come back from break and Supergirl is back in her apartment. I guess we missed the Superman / Metal Guy fight during the commercial. Jimmy is there as Kara wakes up and she finds out that he called Superman because he knew Kara was gonna lose. Take a drink. Kara kicks him out for not believing in her and then cries about not having a dress for the party tonight. Take 2 drinks.

Kara shows up at a party and Friendzone senses it’s a good time to make his move now that Jimmy is out of the picture. He and Kara dance in a very friendly, non provocative way. Still, you know that Friendzone will cherish this dance forever and is already making wedding plans. He may want to hold off on that though because Jimmy Olsen slides in on the dance. Jimmy literally pulls the old ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ move. There’s no way that’s gonna work is it? Nooo...Yep. It worked. You can tell that Kara’s using her X-ray vision to look for an empty broom closet so they can get… nevermind, Metal Guy is here. Fight time.

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This is some low budget stuff going on. Styrofoam pillars falling, paper-mache statues. Supergirl is told that she needs to encase Metal Guy in lead so he won’t blow up. Are they forgetting about hitting him with a car door? Jimmy distracts Metal Guy by yelling that Superman likes him more than he likes Supergirl. Did Jimmy really use ‘bros before hos’ as a tactic? Take a drink.

Supergirl melts a lead statue and rips out the bobo ARC reactor from Metal Guy’s chest. Somehow I don’t think that counts as encasing it in lead, but sure, whatever. Fight over, day is saved. I have to say, I don’t care how many times characters said how dangerous Metal Guy was, I never bought it. Remember, he got beat with a car door.

Later that night, Supergirl asks her sister to stay at home so they can watch a movie together to celebrate. The sister advises instead that Kara go find Jimmy for a super booty call.

Cut to the next morning and Kara has an extra spring in her step. So does that mean...do you think they? Kara heads straight into Jimmy’s office, and finds Jimmy talking to Lucy Lane. Aka Jimmy’s ex girlfriend, Jimmy’s hot ex girlfriend, Jimmy’s hot ex girlfriend who he neglected to tell Kara about. Kara leaves the office and all of a sudden Jimmy has to put his macking powers to the test. He knows Kara can use his super hearing to hear him talking to Lucy so he’s very cautious about what he says. Somehow he manages to still set up a date with Lucy while making it sound like he’s not talking to his very attractive ex.. You know what, take a drink. This guy is slow dancing with Supergirl one night and going on a date with his ex the next? Thats gotta be a blow to the super ego.

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Friendzone gets reminded one more time that he has no chance with Kara before Clark Kent decides to Applechat with his cousin to give her a pep talk.

The episode ends with the sister giving Kara a pep talk while they listen to a cover of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. It’s not Cyndi Lauper singing which means it doesnt count. Take a drink.
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Supergirl Recap - Episode 6 Seeing Red

The episode opens with Supergirl flying over the city in a shot so nice it almost makes up for some of the extra wire-y flying scenes in the past. The tranquil moment is interrupted when Supergirl hears a couple of cars battling in a road rage duel. I would think that traffic skirmishes aren’t really the most effective way to use super powers, but it seems every episode has her being a glorified traffic cop.

Two guys are banging their cars together like extras in a Mad Max movie as they drive down the street while yelling PG approved near obscenities at each other. Supergirl flies in and stops both cars right before they careen into a bunch of school kids crossing the street.

First of all, this crossing guard needs to be fired immediately. There’s no way he didn’t see 2 cars playing destruction derby for nearly a mile heading directly for him. In fact, I’m sure he saw them because instead of being in the middle of the street holding up a stop sign as the kids crossed, he was on the opposite sidewalk, watching the ensuing carnage unfold. As a crossing guard, you had one job, to guard the crossing.

With both cars stopped, the kids are seemingly nonplussed that they were mere inches away from the end of their lives. They all cheer ‘YAY!’ But I’m sure more than a few will spend a years in therapy because they wake up screaming from a nightmare of two 4,000 pound vehicles hurtling directly at them.

Supergirl is soaking in the cheers as one of the drivers gets out of the car to yell at her for wrecking his car. This makes no sense. None. Unless this guy is a psychopath, he should be happy that he didn't just become a mass murderer over a traffic violation. Instead he throws a punch at Supergirl. What? Yep, he throws a punch at Supergirl. Who does that? It would take me 4 pages to analyze what could possibly be behind this action. Maybe he’s under the influence of some rage toxin. Supergirl catches the punch of course, but now everyone looks like they’re afraid of her? What? She just saved a bunch of kids and protected herself from a maniac assaulting her, but now -she’s- the bad guy? My head is spinning.

Cut to Gruff But Lovable watching a tv news report titled ‘Supergirl scares schoolchildren’. That's a headline so skewed, even Fox News wouldn’t run it. Supergirl comes in complaining how it’s always men getting road rage. That's a weird generalization. But there's so much wonky stuff happening in this episode I don't even have time to dive into it. Gruff but Lovable says that Supergirl needs to learn how to control her anger. What? Did I miss something, because we’re 6 eps in and I don't think I’ve seen her even raise her voice. Now she’s supposed to be an out of control rage monster? There has to be a rage toxin infecting everyone. Has to be.

Now some government worker runs up to show Supergirl another video, this one is Maxwell Lord calling her dangerous. Good time to pile it on there, Betty. You know that friend that loves to call you up when your car is broken down in the shop to remind you they ‘oh yeah, I heard your Grandma is sick, too. And I want to let you know that i clogged your toilet last night. Plus, your dog died. Have a great day pal!.’ That's Betty.

Meanwhile, James and HotExGirlfriend are at a coffee shop when Kara walks in. Hot Ex invites herself to ‘game night’ which I have no idea what it is. I guess we’ll all find out later.

Prada is her office talking to her mom who is just crapping on everything. Wow. This lady is just toxic. Her daughter is a super rich, award winning, head of a communications empire and still, she’s crapping on her job choices like Prada just got fired from mopping up at Hooters. No one is this mean...unless they were infected by a rage toxin. Mommy Dearest spends the next few minutes continuing to degrade Prada and ends up comparing Supergirl to Superman by saying ‘I still prefer a male doctor’. Is she expecting to get an xray vision mammogram from one of the Kryptonians soon? Does Obamacare cover that?

Kara’s sister shows up so they can ask Friendzone to hack into the government to get info about their dad. He says no. I’d assume because, 1) There no evidence that as a low level I.T. guy for a magazine, that he has anywhere near the skills to pull off anything like that. and 2) It’s super illegal. But Friendzone ends up saying yes. Why? Well, because he’s Friendzone, that's why. This is basically the superhero version of ‘Can you come over and fix my computer while I talk to my boyfriend on the phone?’

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Now we’re out in the desert and the gang’s all here. Supergirl, Gruff But Lovable, the Sister, General, and... Hot Ex Girlfriend? Yep, she’s also an army lawyer. Ok. Sure. Why not. This episode is already super confusing to me so I can’t bring myself to analyze this. The General is here to get Supergirl to fight their new robot as a test. And she has to do it, because the president said so! (btw, they tossed in a throwaway line that the president is a woman. I’m assuming it’s Diana Prince).

The bot she’s fighting is called ‘Red Tornado’. If you’re a comic book geek you’re doing cartwheels right now, if not, i’ll give you time to go look it up…. Cool eh?

Kara goes and tells FriendZone and Jimmy Olsen about the fight. Jimmy gets in real close and breathes on Kara as he talks. He lets her know she can say no. Is he mansplaining her civil rights to her? I think he is. Kara breathes in deep and is so dizzied by the amount of CK for Men she’s inhaling that she stumbles over her words. She wants to prove to everyone that she can be a team player for the government.

I’m skipping this scene with Mommy Dearest and Prada. I’m assuming it’s here to demonstrate the effects of the rage toxin that I’m sure will show up at some point to explain why everyone is acting so out of character.

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Game night time! Im expecting a room full of people playing some Wii U games. But nope. It’s just Kara, Jimmy, Friendzone, and Hot Ex playing charades. What? So before Hot Ex showed up, game night was just 3 people sitting around playing lame party games? You’re kidding me. That sounds extremely boring. So boring that the only people who’d show up to that is someone trying hard to sleep with you, or someone so madly in love with you that they’re happy to just be close by. Hmm, so yeah, that does explain why Jimmy and Friendzone would show up for this.

Hot Ex and Jimmy win at charades. Friendzone causes his team to lose and is heartbroken yet again.

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Superfight time! Supergirl and Red Tornado fight and to be honest, it’s not even close. Supergirl wipes the floor with the robot. Even rips off its own arm to beat it with it. The General is very upset about this, yelling at Supergirl. Even though she just did what he asked. But now he says she’s unleashed an uncontrollable killing machine on the city. What? I must’ve missed something. Because it sounds like he’s saying the government just made an uncontrollable killing machine programmed to destroy the city. And it’s Supergirl’s fault? I rewatched this part a few times and I still can’t follow the logic trail. Unless the General is under the influence of...a rage toxin! The General wants the robot destroyed but the android’s creator, Dr. T. O. Morrow (look it up) doesnt want to see all of his work going to waste. I think I know where this is going.

Kara goes back to the office. Which is odd because I could’ve sworn there was an uncontrollable killing machine out to destroy the city and maybe that should be her priority. Prada yells at her about something and this time Kara yells right back at her. My rage virus idea is making a lot of sense now, isn't it?

The General is at dinner with Jimmy and Hot Ex Girlfriend. Which is odd because I could’ve sworn there was an uncontrollable killing machine out to destroy the city and maybe that should be his priority. Jimmy orders club soda and we find out that the General doesn’t trust a man who doesn't drink. Which makes him the only father in the world who is upset that his daughter isn't dating a fall down drunk. What could be the cause of all of this animosity. Could it be that the General is super racist? Maybe. Or maybe he’s infected...by a rage inducing toxin!

Prada gives Kara a long boring talk about how women aren't allowed to get angry at work. Which is news to me because I’m getting yelled at by women I work with almost daily. Hmm, maybe I should be better at my job so they won't get so angry at me. Nah, that can’t be it.

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Red Tornado shows up and immediately knocks Hot Ex Girlfriend into a table. Obviously it analyzed everyone and determined she was the biggest threat. The Red Tornado’s biggest weapon is that is can spin it’s legs and make a tornado. (the tornado isn’t red, so it loses a couple of cool points, but still, not a bad effect). The robot sends a tornado down the street and Supergirl dissipates it by flying really fast in a circle. I shouldn't mention that Flash did this last year. I shouldn’t, but I will. Flash did this last year.

The General is still yelling at Supergirl, even though she just saved his daughter. This guy.

Kara and Jimmy meetup to talk about their feelings while working out. They both lament how because of their gender and race they aren’t encouraged to show anger. Look, I know this is a deep and complex issue with a lot of societal and cultural implications to be explored. That being said, this show is doing a very poor job of delving into it. This episode is like a suburban kid from Ohio writing a 2 page report on apartheid (double spaced, wide margins). Somehow I don't think the subject will be done justice. Also, this is basically a workout date. And it’s very cool seeing Kara use a hanging car for a punching bag.

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Kara has a breakthrough while beating on the car and starts crying when she realizes she really wants a boyfriend. Which seems to really undermine literally everything this show has been about so far. The only thing that could save this episode is...wait for it...a rage toxin that messes with your emotions.

Back at the DEO, Supergirl says she isn't afraid of her anger and will use it to work for her, and not against her. What? I thought the purpose of this entire episode was to underline that there’s nothing wrong with women showing anger. But I guess the moral of the story is that girls better learn how to keep those silly female emotions in check and learn how to channel them into something useful..like knitting, or gardening.

Red Tornado shows up and Supergirl...shoots him with a gun. WTF!? A gun? She shoots him with a gun? Supergirl. A Gun. I give up. I’m speed recapping the rest of this ep before my brain explodes (from a rage toxin!).

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The Sister tracks down Dr. T.O. Morrow and kills him. Supergirl beats up the robot and kills it. Hot ExGirlFriend quits her career to hangout with her boyfriend. And Prada kills what's left of the relationship with Mommy Dearest.

Show ends. And there was no rage toxin at all. Next week lets just pretend none of this happened, ok? Oh yeah, at the end of the episode, Supergirl cuts herself on a piece of broken glass, so there’s that.

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